Captain Bullshit Is Stalking The Sheeple
Captain Bullshit has decided, that golfing, traveling and destroying America isn’t enough to satisfy his narcissistic self. Nope! He’s hitting the campaign trail to try and win re-election in 2012. His bullshit will be flying between teleprompter’s all across the nation as he promises to continue the “change” of destruction he has been making as president. The little sheeple will crawl all over their herds to catch a glimpse of his twinkling white smile and they will shake their fluffy wool at the excitement he induces in each of them. They will scream “baa, Baa, BAA” in joy and adoration as the deceitful lies pour from his mouth. And then, when he has moved on, they will run to their neighbors farm and tell the other sheeple how wonderful their super hero is!
If elected again, Captain Bullshit will emerge a winner. He will travel to each farm with giant shears made of gold and he will rob the little sheeple of all their precious wool. He will leave the sheeple cold, hungry, homeless, un-employed and drowning in debt as he continues his life as a Super Lier and Thief! The Bullshit family will spend another four years golfing, traveling and humiliating America while wearing expensive clothes made of soft wool and stuffing their big mouths with pricey lamb chops!
Wake up little ignorant sheeple because your god is a wolf in disguise wearing a super hero costume and his canine teeth are drooling for your votes!
Run, little sheeple run because Captain Bullshit is stalking his next meal!