Scoop the Poop
Damn you Bo, stay on the sidewalk. I forgot to “scoop the poop” this morning! I’m the president! I refuse to be photographed stepping in your dog shit! When Obama made the extremely embarrassing statement ” I need to scoop the poop” so he could escape a $7,500-per-head dinner last month, I thought to myself “since when do presidents scoop poop?” Who is this man trying to fool?? We all know, that presidents don’t scoop dog poop. If he can lie about scooping dog shit, then what else can he or does he lie about??? Now that’s a snarky thought to think about.