Political Internet Plumbing 101

Conservative and Liberal bloggers have descended on Las Vegas this week for conferences relating to internet blogging.  Normally, I would begin my snarky blog with the RightOnline conference because conservatism is what this country needs to get back on her feet.  But first let me mention, that until this week, I had never heard of the liberal loons Netroots Nation but maybe that’s because the name sounds a little more like online plumbing than blogging and I personally find any kind of plumbing to be a very smelly affair!  Also, the snake line attendees will be lectured on cesspool techniques from a radical group of left wing “plungers” who only know how to stop up America instead of freeing her from their nasty sewage.   Let me give you a partial list:

Comedic Senator Al Franken, who I believe should have remained a comedic actor (because that’s all he’s really good at) and was only elected to the senate due to 341, convicted felons that magically were able to cast votes.  Another under-handed -miracle performed by the Democrap Plumbers Association.

Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood a plumber who heralds from Illinois. A coincidence?  Probably NOT! We all know he’s a good buddy of the Commander-in-Plumber.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the plumber with the “butt crack face” whose sole purpose is to back-up this beautiful country with her liberal shitiness.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, who has his head in the toilet and clearly denies that there are illegal immigrants working construction jobs in Nevada. Oh, the stench!

Too make this sewage conference even more toxic, one of their training sessions on the agenda this year is: How to Stop Tea Party Violence.  What Tea Party Violence are they talking about?  Do they mean the kind of violence where mainstream media and government plumbers scurry out of the sewers screaming racists? Good God Granny run because the plungers are coming for you…LMAO! Check it out on page six of their agenda under: Screening Series Showcase – The Right-Wing – Weird, Wild & Worrisome. Oh My!!

Now, on the Conservative side of Las Vegas, blogger attendees will be treated to a more appealing group of intellectual smell good plumbers:

Congresswoman Michele Bachman of Minnesota who represents what the Tea Party is all about, getting back to basic constitutional politics.  In addition, she doesn’t look violent at all but I do believe she could do her fair share of “pressure-washing” to help rid this country of the liberal stink.

President of Americans for Prosperity Foundation, Tim Phillips whose grassroots activism will help get this country back on the right track by educating citizens on how to clean our sewer systems using fiscal and regulatory restraint.

Judge Andrew Napolitano, who has written five books on the Constitution and knows governmental law like the back of his plumbing truck.  This is a man who knows pipes inside and out and he has the right tools to keep those pipes running smooth.

Representative Sharron Angle the conservative candidate for U.S. Senate, Nevada and Harry Reid’s worst plumbing nightmare.  This woman wants to take a bristle brush to the Fed with a nice big audit and wash Fannie & Freddie down the drain too. You go plumber girl!

So there you have it, two very different conferences but only one is actually training their plumbers to clean out the filth, stink and grime and replace it with free flowing democracy.  You, dear reader will become the customer in November and YOU must decide which group of plumbers you want working the pipes.

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