The Female Brain
‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’
I got this quote from my Mother via email yesterday and I thought to my snarky self “this is so true.” Women are, very special beings with loving hearts, strong souls and nurturing goodness coursing through every vein. Men, on the other hand have a bad habit of taking advantage of our special talents. What men don’t realize though until it’s too late is that women also possess a hefty dose of poisonous venom.
Warning to men: Push the wrong button, complain a little too much or just act like an idiot and you may become a victim. That’s right boys, women have been known to crush a few good balls. While we may look adorable on the outside it’s the inside that you need to be wary of.
Women are blessed with a mind that never shuts down. Men can come home from work, grab a beer and plop their ass on the sofa and totally veg out while watching a game. Not so with women. We might be sitting on the sofa reading a book, looking sweet and cute but trust me our brain is in constant motion. Let me give you an example: that smart little remark you made when you walked in the front door is now being dissected in our internal lab for the proper diagnosis. In other words bud, you’re toast!
So let this be a warning to you guys. Women have evolved into something far greater than you can handle so back off and behave yourselves because our bite can be most deadly. Have a nice day!
Funny little story I found searching the internet:
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
“Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder–still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, “HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?!”
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away…
“We’re down here.”