Mickey Mouse Living Dangerously

I read this morning in my daily newspaper that there are approximately 200 feral cats living in Disneyland.  Mickey, feral cats are rodent killers!!  Are you daft mouse?  Not only do you allow these cats to live in the park, you actually feed them at five different feeding stations throughout both of your parks.  WTF is wrong with you?  My guess is, at age 82 you have become senile and totally oblivious to danger.   You, my life-long friend, have become the cat-humanitarian of cartoon characters.  You not only feed and house them but you spay and neuter them too.  And if that isn’t enough you also run an adoption agency for any offspring these would be killer’s produce.

While you parade your silly self around Disneyland during the day, delighting children and adults alike, these gangs of killers are watching you from their hiding places in the plants and bushes.  Their gangs meet secretly all day, every day, plotting your ultimate death.    At night, when all the goofy humans have left the park, the gangs emerge from their hiding places hungry for a giant sized mouse!

You know the old saying “What you allow, you encourage.”  So my friend, you have allowed these killers into your home encouraging them to multiply their population and feeding them freely hoping that they will not harm you.  You try to keep their numbers down with your continued effort to render them infertile but cats are clever and they most likely are breeding with cats outside your protected walls. Their numbers are increasing and you continue to live in your cartoon world unaware of the serious danger you are in.  What about Minnie and the rest of your rodent family?  Are you not concerned with their safety?  Do you think that if attacked by a mob of these ugly killers that the 600 humans working at your parks every night will be able to save you?  Good luck with that one you stupid mouse.

The happiest place on earth may soon be your final resting place!



Comments (6)

 

  1. Kookie says:

    LMAO.
    It’s a good thing that Disneyland is taken care of the “illegal rodents”.
    OMG, Can you imagine the complaints the park would get if someone saw a mouse running around that doesn’t look like “Mickey”. The place would be SHUT DOWN in a second.

    Found this on a BLOG: The U.S. Government should apply Disneyland Park policy at the border.
    Guests have a ticket to get in, they are FREE to roam everywhere such as shows, rides and etc. with NO hassles.

    GO CATS

  2. kinilani says:

    Kookie, I think poor Mickey’s days are numbered!

  3. Bong Yurich says:

    It does seem that everybody is into this kind of stuff lately. Don’t really understand it though, but thanks for trying to explain it. Appreciate you shedding light into this matter. Keep it up

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