Medical Alert

The informative article below describes a very serious health issue. Read it and then please, send as many bottles of wine to me as you can possibly afford to purchase.  The remedy for this contagious disease does not specify whether the “antidote” should be red or white wine so don’t fret over which to buy either one will be effective.  Just purchase what you can and send the bottles immediately because I have been infected with “WORK” this week and it’s killing me.  Please understand the importance of this email, I must receive and begin drinking the antidote NOW!

Do not procrastinate, move your ass and get me that wine!

Centre for Disease Control Warning

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends. If you do not have any friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.

Comments (8)

 

  1. marcy says:

    i’m sending you 20938402984092834 bottles of wine! i don’t want you to be sick!!

  2. kinilani says:

    Marcy, when can I expect delivery?? The illness is progressing faster than I anticipated and an immediate antidote is imperative. Do you have an account with Federal Express or UPS? If not, I will send you my account information for faster delivery as this remedy must reach me in a timely manner! Thank you

  3. Kookie says:

    WORK? That is a four letter word. I’ll find you a good song, so that you can WHINE some more. LMAO, You are too funny

  4. MarkSpizer says:

    great post as usual!

  5. kinilani says:

    Mark, thanks for the snarky review!

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